Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
