I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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