He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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