his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
