I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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