: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You smell like a Billy Joel song
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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