just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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