Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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