You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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