Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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