You smell like stripper and shame
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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