reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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