I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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