So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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