i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You took a bar mat shot.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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