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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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