it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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