Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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