Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Alive.
So much puke
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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