I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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