Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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