you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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