If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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