i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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