i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The beer is more important than you right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If its not for food we ain't going out.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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