who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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