She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
