Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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