Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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