I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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