Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
