we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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