This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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