Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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