I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
love makes seman taste better
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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