Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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