he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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