so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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