Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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