he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You were trust falling into bushes
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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