I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So much rum. So many feels.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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