Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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