Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sorry about my life...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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