Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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