But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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