Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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