So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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