a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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