god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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