It's just like the Real World with babies
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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