Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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