Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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